February 2012
21stsextury:
we found love in a swollen face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna
Anonymous asked: Ugh Inna i'm so jealous you met Tyler was he nice tell me everything.
differentthantheordinary asked: You're so beautiful. Why do you smoke?
my packet of cigarettes says “smoking is highly addictive, don’t start”
.. wouldn’t really be buying it if i hadn’t started
i live like a pig, my room is like some actual jungle
i won’t clean until my mum drops the “you’re not going out until you clean your room” bar
tittyminaj:
Chris Brown beat. Rihanna
hahah i remember at high frequency there was a fight after the rave and it was proper intense like people getting punched and shit but what really put a light on the situation was that JME was standing there observing it all wearing a durag and a onesie
so they’re doing a watch the throne tour in london on may 20th that’s when my exams start sjdgkshgksgf
i’d actually sacrifice my education for it tbh
shortoflogic:
Everything Tyler has done since Bastard and the OF Radical tape has been shit after shit after shit
he just talks absolute crap which has been written by 21633126735 other rappers, he’s trying so hard to get his stuff on MTV to make more money so bad it hurts
oh yeah and that song he did with Pusha T…WHY NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP IT PLEASE IT HURTS
if i was an upcoming...
pretty sure americans like adele more than we do
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newyorkhearted:
Hodgy, Domo Genesis , &...
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
annoyed that kanye and jay z didn’t win at the brits, they’re lucky kanye wasn’t in the audience
Anonymous asked: what are you like as a girlfriend?
truthgate:
on a scale of one to dead I am dead
cause-my-wolves-ten-deep:
when someone has killthemall in their url, I always think it says kill the mall want to commit
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theinnerzen replied to your photo: only time i’ll post a picture w/o make up “lol”
GOT DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
chillin in sweatpants, hair up no make up #drake #yolo #takecare
the-white-mans-struggle:
People who follow Family Guy twitter accounts.
Anonymous asked: Where do you get cigarettes from?
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it’s also jarring when you’re waiting for a bus that you know comes every 40 billion years so you light a cig and it decides to come 2 seconds later and you try to put it out for later but it won’t go out so you just have to leave it
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meanteen replied to your post: this guy at my college used to say smoking is…
it’s pathetic and immature to even bother getting upset about this
who’s upset?
this guy at my college used to say smoking is disgusting and how he hates smokers then few weeks later he started smoking after he saw me and my friend doing it
worst thing is he can’t even smoke
kanye west: *sneezes*
kanye west: bless me
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oh yeah on thursday night i was really really drunk and the club had a smoker’s area so we went there and i went around to random groups of boys telling them that my friend will give head for a cigarette
my friends are so lucky to have me
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what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?kanyewestsjaw69 then sign up as ''kanyewestsjaw69'' and view premium inbox
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
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ppedomagnet replied to your post: parmexqueen replied to your post: when people say…
BULLYING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED HERE
here on kanyewestsjaw bullying is the prime pathway to getting notes
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parmexqueen replied to your post: when people say “haha have you seen final…
whenever i go on a rollercoaster now i’ll think of leona’s status about being on a rollercoaster and thinking she was meant to die like in final destination in year 9
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh my god same, her old statuses were class
when people say “haha have you seen final destination 3 hahaha especially the rollercoaster scene hahah” before you go on a rollercoaster
well done, excellent attempt at both scaring me AND being funny
good idea for a drinking game
take a shot everytime the film “monster in law” is played on british television
complaining about one of you on my personal blog
:-) you will never know
parmexqueen:
when urls have ‘xo’ on the end its actually a sign their blogs are shit and should not be followed, in a similar way to how during the black plague houses with infected ppl inside had a cross drawn on the door